TGIF
did you ever see the SNL sketch with the pilots?
where Will Farrell, Chris Parnell and Tobey Maguire are pilots flying a plane...
and they're teaching tobey how to control the plane.
...and they're all named gil.
and they have "quiet time with gil" by patrolling the plane with a baseball bat...
anyways, it's hilarious.
BUT at the very beginning of the sketch it shows a bunch of video of planes from the outside and has a funny little song...
doo-doo-do.. this scene is on an airplane... it takes place on an AIRPLANE! doo doo.
it always makes me laugh because it's such a perfect way to set up the sketch, but at the same time it makes you realize how easily tv shows (and movies) can make you believe in the setting you're about to see.
one or two second of video can do the work of pages of set up in a book.
anyways, i can't remember why i brought that up.
speaking of SNL, i have had natalie's rap stuck in my head for days now.
i totally listened to it on my iphone on the way to work yesterday.
if i had some sort of tv show or radio show, the part where andy samberg is doing backup vocals of "natalie, you are a bad ass bitch..."
that would totally be my theme music.
just sayin.
if you've never heard it or seen the video, you should probably do that.
like, now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q
i want it to play when i walk into rooms, lol.
especially this part:
i love natalie portman.
anyways... wow... i have no idea where this post was supposed to go, but it kinda went on a tangent.
but that's cool... gotta head to work soon anyways.
i made my first booking yesterday. and hit my daily quota, so that's good news.
and i think i've got a few more coming down the pipeline...
mostly i'm looking forward to a beer tonight.
it's been a long week, but a good week.
and now it's time for the weekend... please.
peace mutha fuckas.
(sorry, i told you i've been listening to that song too much)
oh wait! i remembered what else i was going to say...
i was going to make mucho apologies to the bloggers that i have been neglecting.
and i'm going to place blame on porn.
that's right.
usually when i hop on the computer i do the normal rounds...
facebook, twitter, email, blogs...
but lately, i haven't even been checking my email.
because i am very distracted by some totally amazing twilight fan fiction.
i know, loser.
but seriously... it's good.
now, the first story is pretty heavy on the porn... okay, they all are... and that's why they rule...
but after a few chapters of the first "book", she starts developing quite an interesting storyline.
so i recommend it...
it can be found here
and the first story is called "Let Your Light Shine"
and then read "A Life Extraordinary"
i'm now on the third one... "This Hungry World"
it's a lot of reading, like they are quite literally BOOKS...
but they're really quite captivating.
well, i thought so anyways.
so if you've read twilight and wanted to throw breaking dawn through a window because of the lame ass turn it took... read this.
it picks up at the honeymoon and takes a totally different (porno) tangent.
it's pretty much how i wished the books had been written.
also, i really enjoy reading porn...
so this was right up my alley.
i've shared this with a few people already that are loving it... and others have asked and i keep forgetting to send the link out, so now it's posted for you all.
please, read and enjoy.
the lady that wrote it kinda rules my world right now.
where Will Farrell, Chris Parnell and Tobey Maguire are pilots flying a plane...
and they're teaching tobey how to control the plane.
...and they're all named gil.
and they have "quiet time with gil" by patrolling the plane with a baseball bat...
anyways, it's hilarious.
BUT at the very beginning of the sketch it shows a bunch of video of planes from the outside and has a funny little song...
doo-doo-do.. this scene is on an airplane... it takes place on an AIRPLANE! doo doo.
it always makes me laugh because it's such a perfect way to set up the sketch, but at the same time it makes you realize how easily tv shows (and movies) can make you believe in the setting you're about to see.
one or two second of video can do the work of pages of set up in a book.
anyways, i can't remember why i brought that up.
speaking of SNL, i have had natalie's rap stuck in my head for days now.
i totally listened to it on my iphone on the way to work yesterday.
if i had some sort of tv show or radio show, the part where andy samberg is doing backup vocals of "natalie, you are a bad ass bitch..."
that would totally be my theme music.
just sayin.
if you've never heard it or seen the video, you should probably do that.
like, now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q
i want it to play when i walk into rooms, lol.
especially this part:
what you want natalie?it's so effing rad.
to drink and fight!
what you need natalie?
to fuck all night!
i love natalie portman.
anyways... wow... i have no idea where this post was supposed to go, but it kinda went on a tangent.
but that's cool... gotta head to work soon anyways.
i made my first booking yesterday. and hit my daily quota, so that's good news.
and i think i've got a few more coming down the pipeline...
mostly i'm looking forward to a beer tonight.
it's been a long week, but a good week.
and now it's time for the weekend... please.
peace mutha fuckas.
(sorry, i told you i've been listening to that song too much)
oh wait! i remembered what else i was going to say...
i was going to make mucho apologies to the bloggers that i have been neglecting.
and i'm going to place blame on porn.
that's right.
usually when i hop on the computer i do the normal rounds...
facebook, twitter, email, blogs...
but lately, i haven't even been checking my email.
because i am very distracted by some totally amazing twilight fan fiction.
i know, loser.
but seriously... it's good.
now, the first story is pretty heavy on the porn... okay, they all are... and that's why they rule...
but after a few chapters of the first "book", she starts developing quite an interesting storyline.
so i recommend it...
it can be found here
and the first story is called "Let Your Light Shine"
and then read "A Life Extraordinary"
i'm now on the third one... "This Hungry World"
it's a lot of reading, like they are quite literally BOOKS...
but they're really quite captivating.
well, i thought so anyways.
so if you've read twilight and wanted to throw breaking dawn through a window because of the lame ass turn it took... read this.
it picks up at the honeymoon and takes a totally different (porno) tangent.
it's pretty much how i wished the books had been written.
also, i really enjoy reading porn...
so this was right up my alley.
i've shared this with a few people already that are loving it... and others have asked and i keep forgetting to send the link out, so now it's posted for you all.
please, read and enjoy.
the lady that wrote it kinda rules my world right now.
Can I sing the Andy Samburg part for your theme song?
"...my d!ck is scared of you..."
I had that song in my head for a few days as well after last weekend.
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