moonshine
a few months ago i started an ambitious project.
unfortunately, i started it in my mind and not in reality.
so here i sit, 7 sleeps from xmas day and my project was not started.
i was going to be the ultimate do it yourself'er this holiday season...
i was going to make your xmas gift from scratch.
i told you it was a big idea...
but damn it, it just can't give up on my dreams...
but like most wise people, when the going gets tough... the tough turn to booze.
and as homer said “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
i'm going to make some homemade booze.
and no, i'm not talking u-brew.
because let's face it, no one likes u-brew.
because it's gross.
really, it's disgusting and offensive to my senses.
even when it's not actually that bad... it still offends me.
unless you're a serious aficionado that does it because you're working on a personal mission to create a flavour... it sucks balls.
95% of the people that are into u-brew do it because they're cheap and/or they can't tell or don't care about the difference between good tasting liquor and mediocre/foul tasting liquor.
i however, have high standards.
i know i know... get off my high horse already.
but food and booze are two areas of my life where i simply can not compromise.
i'm a foodie and a booze hound.
and i prefer to do both well.
so, there is no u-brew in my house...
but i will be making my own liquors this year.
i have in the past made flavoured vodkas.
some turn out better than others...
from my mistakes, i have learned that some fresh fruits get really gross when left to ferment in vodka...
and that hot peppers for chili vodka (for caesers) can get out of control hot if left to soak for too long
and that when making weed vodka (yes, that exists) you should probably sacrifice some real buds for it, not just use a vodka bottle as your depository for stems and leaves for an entire year.
also, that shit will make your mouth numb when you drink it. it's actually kinda fun.
er, so scratch that. weed vodka was a killer success if i recall. (which i don't. so, yes, that confirms success)
there's 3 recipes for this year that are tempting me.
the first one is for making kahlua or tia maria. in other words, those delicious coffee type liquors without cream in them.
the classic one, that everyone loves at the holidays is irish cream, of course. i mean, it just screams xmas... and apparently it's pretty easy to make.
there are other, more intensive recipes that call for 4 eggs and other stuff instead of the chocolate syrup, but who has that kind of time and effort to make this? i say NO!
the last one i was pondering was limoncello. but you know... i just don't really care for the flavour of it. plus it takes 80 days, and i don't have that kind of time.
but here's the recipe anyways, incase you're interested.
so i think it's going to be kahlua and irish cream on deck for this year. i need to acquire some fancy glass bottles for this for gift giving...
where do you get those kinda things these days? hmmm... might need to do a mall mission.
worst case scenario, you're getting some homemade booze in a mason jar.
which really, wouldn't be that bad... i mean, there's still booze inside.
so, that's good, no?
now these recipes don't have a ton of room for flair... but i'll find a way.
i have some incredible mexican vanilla beans that i bought in mexico in march, and some top notch espresso. so that's help make the kahlua awesome.
but the irish cream might take a little more creativity...
so, stay with me on this...
what if i made a dulce de leche irish cream?
instead of the chocolate syrup, i used a homemade dulce de leche.
hmmm... i think it's worth trying. because it's making my mouth water at the mere thought of it.
unfortunately, i started it in my mind and not in reality.
so here i sit, 7 sleeps from xmas day and my project was not started.
i was going to be the ultimate do it yourself'er this holiday season...
i was going to make your xmas gift from scratch.
i told you it was a big idea...
but damn it, it just can't give up on my dreams...
but like most wise people, when the going gets tough... the tough turn to booze.
and as homer said “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
i'm going to make some homemade booze.
and no, i'm not talking u-brew.
because let's face it, no one likes u-brew.
because it's gross.
really, it's disgusting and offensive to my senses.
even when it's not actually that bad... it still offends me.
unless you're a serious aficionado that does it because you're working on a personal mission to create a flavour... it sucks balls.
95% of the people that are into u-brew do it because they're cheap and/or they can't tell or don't care about the difference between good tasting liquor and mediocre/foul tasting liquor.
i however, have high standards.
i know i know... get off my high horse already.
but food and booze are two areas of my life where i simply can not compromise.
i'm a foodie and a booze hound.
and i prefer to do both well.
so, there is no u-brew in my house...
but i will be making my own liquors this year.
i have in the past made flavoured vodkas.
some turn out better than others...
from my mistakes, i have learned that some fresh fruits get really gross when left to ferment in vodka...
and that hot peppers for chili vodka (for caesers) can get out of control hot if left to soak for too long
and that when making weed vodka (yes, that exists) you should probably sacrifice some real buds for it, not just use a vodka bottle as your depository for stems and leaves for an entire year.
also, that shit will make your mouth numb when you drink it. it's actually kinda fun.
er, so scratch that. weed vodka was a killer success if i recall. (which i don't. so, yes, that confirms success)
there's 3 recipes for this year that are tempting me.
the first one is for making kahlua or tia maria. in other words, those delicious coffee type liquors without cream in them.
Homemade Coffee Liquor Recipe:
- 4 cups water
- 4 cups sugar
- 2 cups alcohol (vodka for Kahlua, rum for Tia Maria)
- 1 cup dry instant coffee, or 1/2 cup fresh ground coffee (dark brew provides stronger coffee flavor) While fresh ground coffee leads to tastier Kahlua and Tia Maria later, it is also a bit more work intensive down the road.
- 1 whole vanilla bean, or 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
- 1 tbsp caramel coloring, if desired
Boil the water and sugar in large pot, until sugar is completely dissolved. Stir.
Remove from heat, cool for half an hour.
Slowly add in the dry instant or fresh ground coffee, stirring continuously.
Add vanilla to the alcohol (vodka or rum), pour into gallon jug.
Combine cooled sugar syrup and coffee mixture with the vodka or rum in gallon jug.
Cover tightly, and shake every day for three weeks. Store in cool, dark place.After three weeks, remove vanilla bean (if used) and strain coffee grounds (if fresh ground coffee was used). Discard vanilla bean and coffee grounds.
This recipe for Kahlua and Tia Maria style coffee liquor makes approximately 20 half-cup servings. It can be enjoyed as is, or combined with other ingredients.
the classic one, that everyone loves at the holidays is irish cream, of course. i mean, it just screams xmas... and apparently it's pretty easy to make.
there are other, more intensive recipes that call for 4 eggs and other stuff instead of the chocolate syrup, but who has that kind of time and effort to make this? i say NO!
Homemade Irish Cream
In a blender, blend all the ingredients at low speed until thoroughly mixed.
- 1 cup light cream (half and half)
- 1 can sweetened, condensed milk (14 ounces)
- 1 2/3 cups Irish whiskey (Canadian whiskey is also very good)
- 1 teaspoon instant espresso granules (or instant coffee granules)
- 2 tablespoons thick chocolate syrup
- 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
Transfer to a bottle with a tight cover and refrigerate overnight or longer.
the last one i was pondering was limoncello. but you know... i just don't really care for the flavour of it. plus it takes 80 days, and i don't have that kind of time.
but here's the recipe anyways, incase you're interested.
LimoncelloWash the lemons with a vegetable brush and hot water to remove any reside of pesticides or wax; pat the lemons dry.
- 15 lemons * Choose thick-skinned lemons because they are easier to zest.
- 2 bottles (750 ml) 100-proof vodka ** Use 100-proof vodka, which has less flavor than a lower proof one. Also the high alcohol level will ensure that the limoncello will not turn to ice in the freezer.
- 4 cups sugar
- 5 cups water
Carefully zest the lemons with a zester or vegetable peeler so there is no white pith on the peel. NOTE: Use only the outer part of the rind. The pith, the white part underneath the rind, is too bitter and would spoil your limoncello.
Step One:
In a large glass jar (1-gallon jar), add one bottle of vodka; add the lemon zest as it is zested. Cover the jar and let sit at room temperature for at least (10) ten days and up to (40) days in a cool dark place. The longer it rests, the better the taste will be. (There is no need to stir - all you have to do is wait.) As the limoncello sits, the vodka slowly take on the flavor and rich yellow color of the lemon zest.
Step Two:
In a large saucepan, combine the sugar and water; cook until thickened, approximately 5 to 7 minutes. Let the syrup cool before adding it to the Limoncello mixture. Add to the Limoncello mixture from Step One. Add the additional bottle of vodka. Allow to rest for another 10 to 40 days.
Step Three:
After the rest period, strain and bottle: discarding the lemon zest. Keep in the freezer until ready to serve.
so i think it's going to be kahlua and irish cream on deck for this year. i need to acquire some fancy glass bottles for this for gift giving...
where do you get those kinda things these days? hmmm... might need to do a mall mission.
worst case scenario, you're getting some homemade booze in a mason jar.
which really, wouldn't be that bad... i mean, there's still booze inside.
so, that's good, no?
now these recipes don't have a ton of room for flair... but i'll find a way.
i have some incredible mexican vanilla beans that i bought in mexico in march, and some top notch espresso. so that's help make the kahlua awesome.
but the irish cream might take a little more creativity...
so, stay with me on this...
what if i made a dulce de leche irish cream?
instead of the chocolate syrup, i used a homemade dulce de leche.
hmmm... i think it's worth trying. because it's making my mouth water at the mere thought of it.






I think i just drooled more than Homer in that pic
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I think caramel cream type liquor is a great idea. yum yum.
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Out of curiosity, how does one make weed vodka? I can totally ask, being that I neither drink nor smoke weed anymore.
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well, since THC is soluble by fat and alcohol, (that's why you use alcohol to make hash) all you really need to do is stick buds/leaves/sticks/stems into a bottle of booze and let it sit and work its magic.
and then after a week or so, you can discard the plant matter and the THC wil be left in the alcohol. vodka works best.
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I'm gonna like, need measurements. Hypothetical ones.
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i made limoncello this year. the recipe i used is only a 3 week recipe. you could brew it longer if you wanted though. and i learned it tastes fabulous in pink lemonade.
http://jillstestkitchen.blogspot.com/2009/12/holiday-gifts-from-kitchen-limoncello.html
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oh yes, and i got my bottles at the container store in the states. i looked high and low all over coquitlam-town for decorative glass bottles and came up empty.
http://www.containerstore.com/shop/kitchen/foodStorage/specialty?productId=10002672
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I likey and just may try.... i always say I will then lack of time, no money, laziness and/or forgetfulness kick-in and stop me
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Hi! that is an important tips so as i think this blog is really very useful and knowledge shyer.
thanks to all,
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Its very interesting project and they are good too.... best wishes for your future project
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coffee with liquor.that's new for me.I must try this
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